10 THINGS TO KNOW WHEN YOU READ JUST JIST

1.      You must know first of all that what we put on the board are never to be taken seriously. Always read with a bucket of popcorn, a gallon of coke and not take life seriously. All that the write up is about is an analysis of gossips that came our way.

2.      You don’t have to read everything at once, you can try read a paragraph a day and just smile away then return to read the rest later.

3.      When you read something on the board don’t broadcast what you read. All you are to do is to tell the people around you to go and read what is on the board. Don’t spoil market for us, try to resist the urge, you no be PRO, but one day e go better for you.

4.      You can also snap the gist and read them at your leisure in the hostel, in class, theatre or even on the bus while you do this do well to control yourself. So you don’t get to have a referral to Dr Adewuya’s Clinic. But please ensure you don’t use all those low resolution cameras. Ofofo and awun will cost you your eyesight.

5.      No blocking of the board, if someone else comes around to read that’s when some people will want to form I deykampe (They would refuse to move) when them never even buy 1 square feet of land anywhere.Abeg, just try move a little for others before them move you, especially those endowed babes. Remember, there is drainage behind you.

6.      We love to get feedbacks, suggestions and corrections from you. Ahhh! Some people are waiting to get the email address so they can curse us. Ntoi! Bad belle them, God no go gree for you. You can always write us by hand; yes it must be handwritten and addressed to the Editor, Just Jist Publication. Then drop it with the matron at the Psychiatry ward. We would always get it.   

7.      The last time we checked, we could write about anybody and any society. Nobody is spared and nobody is sacred. Even sai Baba is not left out. We belong to everybody and we belong to nobody. Chikena!

8.      Know that what goes around comes around. Whenever you laugh at other people’s jist, always know that you could be talked about too. So, just be calm and take it gently until the ball rolls to you. In the end we make you popular at least.

9.      We are doing a great job at AMITY. Do your best to learn from our writing style and appreciate the brilliant brains that put it up. Clap for them when you read…biko!

10.  Always remember that we do not take critics seriously. We are just doing what we know how to do best—gathering ofofoand spreading same. We are a group of sometimes idle people and that is why we have ample time to gather jist that does not concern us.

DISCLAIMER: Always know that we do not beg you to read our jist, you do so at your discretion. At your discretion also, you link our jist with the names of people running across your mind. At your discretion, you decide to get vexed. If you break the glass cover of our board at your discretion, you will face the consequences at our discretion. Take it easy with us, we are lovely people.