JUST JIST

Wow!.......that was some awesome week which just passed bye, with a whole lot of activity filling and fondling the air space, we never knew August could come with so much love and affection, but what can we do but to say a big thank you and of course continue doing the Good job we are notorious for.

We would be starting out on a quite sombre note this week, recalling the high point of the week past; we mean“how breaking things could turn out otherwise”, this actually attracted both local and international attention to our boards and beyond; the love was so much that many visited us at odd places and times sharing their love and deepest affection for that which we do, with so much smiles and glee filling the air, many even took out time to plead with us not to stop, while some begged to join in, some even decided to lock us up in their guardrooms with the intention of asking us gentle loving questions on what, who and where? A few recorded anal gaping laugher and told us about it. All these we are guilty of and have taken them into consideration and apologies(although we do not know how based on policy) to all those who actually feel we’ve done them wrong by the thought of our ink on white paper but the one who was most guilty has since joined in on this mood, he has made reparation for his sins by payment and apology which we returned immediately although we’ve accepted him and forgiven him and hope no one would join in on such loving character because the results of such is………..( you can kindly fill in the line, in your head).

Back to our business of informing you; last week heralded some kasala between the Baba Fash and brother Ambo as the later decided to bring to the eye of the public the use of about 78 Million naira only in designing and maintain a supposed personal website of baba Fash titled tundefashola.com; the SANish lawyer rose to his defence point and making corrections to the allegations with ambidextrous left hand pointing at the fact that “only” ……please mark that, only 10 million naira was used and that the website which has his name on it wasn’t a personal one but state-owned; it only brings us to ask this popular question;” wetin lawyers dey do sef ?”

Ermmmm…….There is a room in the barracks occupied by many boys, these are highly committed young men, some loves God with all their hearts; while a few are servants of many. They are not too popular in the land, they are not even rich yet but we hope they would be if they dare. Erm… what about intelligence, we hear they are average, this room bears a unique number and painting style but something seems to beat the mind about this room and their occupants; it is the mare fact that the babes seem not to leave the room alone, we hear some even camp there overnight, anyway its none of our business but we were just passing bye and as very religious people we felt like sharing.

One of the most sort after objects which had eluded the most sophisticated forms of technology in modern times has been found, we say this with a deep sense of remorse for all the souls that perished alongside the MH370 airline which was reported missing several months back after veering off course with search parties ranging from world superpowers to local village search parties. Some debris of the aircraft was reported found at the southern Indian Ocean last week. May the souls of the departed rest in peace

Some people have mouth and power sha; that’s how Don Baba J was correcting a site on another site and and the correction was registered in less than thirty (30) minutes jeez!. The Dorobucci crooner came up on Instagram and complained about the fact that Wikipedia labelled him as forty-two (42) years old (who would not, with that belle and face like that) claiming he was just thirty-two (32)….a likely football, sorry music age. Well, to our sheer amazement Wiki reacted by changing the said age in few minutes….see mouth! We wish him the very best on all this Doro moves.

Last week the sisters were balling, while the brothers were looking, ah! Come and see different shapes and sizes, shades and colours in attires you’ve never seen although overtly conserved as usual, but to God be the glory some who were not in the trade or occasional traders were compelled to come along. We must confess they were lookingstunning, although we were beholding from afar since we couldn’t enter, but we know that they did this interesting drama, atea sumptuous dinner without fiat and as usual shared their many gifts amongst themselves alone. They seem to be all smiles whenever they are together. It would not be bad idea if we encourage our testosterone dripping brothers to have a ball also and start mingling.After all, for people born with a pair of balls they ought to be the ones doing the balling. Don’t you think?

Disclaimer:we must categorically state that we cannot categorically swear that the  information above are true or the other, but if you find any of it not to your liking, please wait until you meet our Oga at the Top (pointing the index finger to the sky) to lodge your complains, he listens we can assure you.