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Wow!.......that was some awesome week which just passed bye, with a whole lot of activity filling and fondling the air space, we never knew August could come with so much love and affection, but what can we do but to say a big thank you and of course continue doing the Good job we are notorious for.

We would be starting out on a quite sombre note this week, recalling the high point of the week past; we mean“how breaking things could turn out otherwise”, this actually attracted both local and international attention to our boards and beyond; the love was so much that many visited us at odd places and times sharing their love and deepest affection for that which we do, with so much smiles and glee filling the air, many even took out time to plead with us not to stop, while some begged to join in, some even decided to lock us up in their guardrooms with the intention of asking us gentle loving questions on what, who and where? A few recorded anal gaping laugher and told us about it. All these we are guilty of and have taken them into consideration and apologies(although we do not know how based on policy) to all those who actually feel we’ve done them wrong by the thought of our ink on white paper but the one who was most guilty has since joined in on this mood, he has made reparation for his sins by payment and apology which we returned immediately although we’ve accepted him and forgiven him and hope no one would join in on such loving character because the results of such is………..( you can kindly fill in the line, in your head).

Back to our business of informing you; last week heralded some kasala between the Baba Fash and brother Ambo as the later decided to bring to the eye of the public the use of about 78 Million naira only in designing and maintain a supposed personal website of baba Fash titled tundefashola.com; the SANish lawyer rose to his defence point and making corrections to the allegations with ambidextrous left hand pointing at the fact that “only” ……please mark that, only 10 million naira was used and that the website which has his name on it wasn’t a personal one but state-owned; it only brings us to ask this popular question;” wetin lawyers dey do sef ?”

Ermmmm…….There is a room in the barracks occupied by many boys, these are highly committed young men, some loves God with all their hearts; while a few are servants of many. They are not too popular in the land, they are not even rich yet but we hope they would be if they dare. Erm… what about intelligence, we hear they are average, this room bears a unique number and painting style but something seems to beat the mind about this room and their occupants; it is the mare fact that the babes seem not to leave the room alone, we hear some even camp there overnight, anyway its none of our business but we were just passing bye and as very religious people we felt like sharing.

One of the most sort after objects which had eluded the most sophisticated forms of technology in modern times has been found, we say this with a deep sense of remorse for all the souls that perished alongside the MH370 airline which was reported missing several months back after veering off course with search parties ranging from world superpowers to local village search parties. Some debris of the aircraft was reported found at the southern Indian Ocean last week. May the souls of the departed rest in peace

Some people have mouth and power sha; that’s how Don Baba J was correcting a site on another site and and the correction was registered in less than thirty (30) minutes jeez!. The Dorobucci crooner came up on Instagram and complained about the fact that Wikipedia labelled him as forty-two (42) years old (who would not, with that belle and face like that) claiming he was just thirty-two (32)….a likely football, sorry music age. Well, to our sheer amazement Wiki reacted by changing the said age in few minutes….see mouth! We wish him the very best on all this Doro moves.

Last week the sisters were balling, while the brothers were looking, ah! Come and see different shapes and sizes, shades and colours in attires you’ve never seen although overtly conserved as usual, but to God be the glory some who were not in the trade or occasional traders were compelled to come along. We must confess they were lookingstunning, although we were beholding from afar since we couldn’t enter, but we know that they did this interesting drama, atea sumptuous dinner without fiat and as usual shared their many gifts amongst themselves alone. They seem to be all smiles whenever they are together. It would not be bad idea if we encourage our testosterone dripping brothers to have a ball also and start mingling.After all, for people born with a pair of balls they ought to be the ones doing the balling. Don’t you think?

Disclaimer:we must categorically state that we cannot categorically swear that the  information above are true or the other, but if you find any of it not to your liking, please wait until you meet our Oga at the Top (pointing the index finger to the sky) to lodge your complains, he listens we can assure you.

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1.      You must know first of all that what we put on the board are never to be taken seriously. Always read with a bucket of popcorn, a gallon of coke and not take life seriously. All that the write up is about is an analysis of gossips that came our way.

2.      You don’t have to read everything at once, you can try read a paragraph a day and just smile away then return to read the rest later.

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4.      You can also snap the gist and read them at your leisure in the hostel, in class, theatre or even on the bus while you do this do well to control yourself. So you don’t get to have a referral to Dr Adewuya’s Clinic. But please ensure you don’t use all those low resolution cameras. Ofofo and awun will cost you your eyesight.

5.      No blocking of the board, if someone else comes around to read that’s when some people will want to form I deykampe (They would refuse to move) when them never even buy 1 square feet of land anywhere.Abeg, just try move a little for others before them move you, especially those endowed babes. Remember, there is drainage behind you.

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7.      The last time we checked, we could write about anybody and any society. Nobody is spared and nobody is sacred. Even sai Baba is not left out. We belong to everybody and we belong to nobody. Chikena!

8.      Know that what goes around comes around. Whenever you laugh at other people’s jist, always know that you could be talked about too. So, just be calm and take it gently until the ball rolls to you. In the end we make you popular at least.

9.      We are doing a great job at AMITY. Do your best to learn from our writing style and appreciate the brilliant brains that put it up. Clap for them when you read…biko!

10.  Always remember that we do not take critics seriously. We are just doing what we know how to do best—gathering ofofoand spreading same. We are a group of sometimes idle people and that is why we have ample time to gather jist that does not concern us.

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August is here again, anyway the popular “AUGUST BREAK” known for little or no downpour. But it seems as though the break already began in July and may not last all through August as it should. Hian!  rain would be bad luck for our provost cup anticipating guys. Let’s just keep fingers crossed , it’s good enough that we are not meteorologists. We are your most reliable ‘ofofologists’  giving you cool gists from near and beyond. What better way can we usher you into the charming month of AUGUST?

The passing week saw one of the great traditional leaders of the south-west pass on to glory. Hmm it’s the drama after his passing on! that has left us in awe with our mouths gaped. With the news of his death breaking out in the middle of the week and as usual the normal rituals and procedures were said to have been conducted. But to our amazement, the elders of the land turned around to say that their Kabiyesi is ‘hale and hearty’. Topping the whole spectacle was when the son of the kabiyesi held his wedding ceremony in an elaborate manner with the kabiyesi in attendance in form of the ‘STAFF’.  We can only say “ki ade pe lori staff and ki bata pelese staff, Kabiyesi oo!”

 Relationships are wonderful, the love is red, the affection is purple but the breakup is BLACK. The past  months in our little village has seen some epic and dramatic break ups. It all started with the freshest class, when one of the big girls in school decided to search for greener pastures, ending her ‘Cinderella and Prince Charming Relationship’ for a troll in the dungeon , one HOUSE OFFICER like that,Hmm! She probably found love in a hopeless place and we pray God consoles the poor boy she left on his loss, we also pray he doesn’t end up being a Zee world addict.

Another relationship that took a turn around was a relationship made in physio department, these two ex-love birds had been the talk of the town with both of the being members of our two LASUMSA political parties. The bobo must have thought he had it all with his babe and it would be forever. Well, this was just a dream as the aunty was brutal in giving him a wakeup call. It was not funny when she decided to end their ten months relationship on the eve of a semester exam, leaving this brother in shock. Some fraction of the school feel the brother should visit Dr Zach’s desk for some assistance.

Away the sister in question being one of the hottest Alhajas town is cruising on as she seems to be getting suitors from here and beyond. The broken relationship might even be as a result of an evil spirit in the lady’s room. Yeah! Research has revealed that the room is responsible for three break ups in the last seven months with an outstanding roommate yet do do her part.   However,  we have not heard anything from classes with clinical experience. However, the information reaching us is that the process is ongoing in one them  and it would be made official later this week.

If you are in this college and you don’t know the youngest, freshest, most handsome and most emotional pastor who happens to be an F.O.P. and also an oga in the LASUCOM armed forces you need to do some frog jumps. He was said to have been one of the lead soldiers  to the tsambisa forest to get back our chibok girls before the mission was terminated by his oga C.O. He is also known to have his eyes on the ladies. Recently he went nude on Facebook showing how outstanding it was to be a doctor with 6 packs, we don't know if  baba was trying to get attention of medical modelling companies or he was trying to attract foreign chicks.

People who have been watching him say,he is the only guy in LASUCOM that will take his bath for about two hours, wear his best cloth, use powder not just on his face but also on his body and wear his cologne  like someone who has a wedding ceremony when actually he just wants to go and read. He has tried his luck with several home-based  ladies in nearly all the classes  including having a special distant crush at one time on the current Miss LASUCOM (this egbon can dream more than Martin Luther King  sha!).

Well we thank God that after lots of fasting and prayer,  he finally land himself a brief, beautiful, though controversial bae in the 200 level who seems to get people’s attention with her pity face and lovely eyes. A lot of transference has been going on between the two recently and only God knows what is being transferred if it is the spirit of God or another thing. It was also gathered the assistant admission officer of LASU made claimed that he had a short spell with the bae in question and that what's left is meant for less privileged. The bae must have really busted his balls to badly that he had to make such unguarded and childish statement, Agbaya!...shio! We wish our newest couple the best. Let people be firing katapot of envy. They will never put asunder.

The month of July is what we will call the month of birthdays in the new hostel. We had a lot of birthday celebrations. An abnormal style of celebration started with one of the afro wearing dudes in school, he never hexpererrrit. He was dragged from his room down to the corridor and the floodgates of heaven where let loose on him, he also had his bath with detergent and raw egg (Abasha!). The ladies were not exempted as they showed their love through numerous birthday chants and waves. After the water ritual dancing, he was ushered into a new year with prayers. Evil doers turn to saints, Hian!

This new trend was gaining ground not until it was attempted on one very cute spiriko sophomore sister like that who was pounced on by her roommate who had been ordained Iya osun and who was to perform the initial rites before other people join in. The rest of the story was not palatable. We initially thought the madam was allergic to water not until we heard serious shouts from the room of how someone’s hair will become smelly among many other things. Advice to the ladies, biko stay away from the hair, better still offer a shower cap before you commence your ritual. Anyway we at AMITY wish every celebrant a happy birthday not minding that cakes were not sent our way.

Last week we had the annual LMF cooking competition, there we had contestant from all classes except one.The  turnout to  the event was unexpectedly high, anyway trust LASUCOMites anywhere there is food, they would be there. The highlights of the competition was when one of our beautiful and sexy Alhaja made the fastest food we have ever seen in a space of about seven minutes and some seconds. Hmm! All these wife materials sha…One of the contestants got the award for the saltiest food of the day. Some of us were disappointed as the Calabar-based mama who we thought would win the competition failed us.

On the other hand, our one time ile owoof our union was also involved, thank God she got a prize for her effotts. We were all surprised when the winners were announced. Some people said there was ojoro but according to one of our judges who owns one of the LASUTH canteens, she said they made a perfect meal. That night, the winners had male visitors. Only God knows what was their aim, if it is for the food or something else. You all know the saying of our grandmas that the supreme way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

Our chapel family recently appointed new excos to handle one of their constituencies. Before the appointment,delegates from this constituency went on serious fasting and prayer so that God would direct them on who to vote for. We even saw some of them always going to car park every night forspecial prayers so they would be voted in during the election and chosen after their statutory interview. Some people were given letters to come for the interview while some others were not. The most disappointing thing was that the most loved guy who we gathered that most people voted for rejected the offer to serve. We also got the gist that some of people went to the interview on cyclers. Hmm!We wonder why someone will wear cyclers to a religious interview, as if Esther or Mary must have worn bad ass cyclers when God called them. In the end, some were happy while some were disappointed especially the some who wanted to be director of studies. Sorry o!  Better luck next time.

“Where is the welfare, we need light”, ”ah! Who is this, lemme alone”, ”Come spend the night in my room”, “you are safe with me”, “welfare!”. These are excerpts from the conversation between guys and the girls sometime ago when the light in the 3^rd floor of the barracks tripped off late in night. The nice guys offered the ladies their rooms to come stay in over the night, but the girls refused. Maka why? They began screaming all over the hostel just before the welfare director worked miracle. He came to their rescue, some say he just said:“let there be light” and there was light. Seems like he also did same on Sunday when water ceased to rush in SHC. He struck the rock and saved our‘senior sisters’ from oozing in the church bus. They sure were singing his praise all the way to church:“What manner of man is our welfare director, Hallelujah”. Hmm, LASUMSA is working………… and we are watching.

 DISCLAIMER:  Any resemblance to anyone dead, almost dead or not yet dead in this article is a untrue. All news you have seen here and are yet to see are strictly fiction and perhaps a prophetic coincidence. You won't like the idea of  thinking these are about  you. But if you make the mistake thinking so, do yourselfa favor please. Kindly pick leaves from a tree, roll them up light  it up and gently put in up the hole between your gluteus. With that done, you'd be sure to keep smiling and have a good day.

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July! Usually is characterised with heavy down pours, cloudy-teary skies and alternates of strong shines of the sun.We’vefinally gotten here within a twinkle of an eye and the year is fast running out. But as we all know one thing that probably never runs out in this village is gist and we are here to serve it hot to you. We are taking this moment to appreciate the understanding of our dearly beloved readers in times past when we didn’t write………. thanks for supporting our ministry, we love you.

The events that have occurred over the last few weeks have left us in awe to the extent that our already gaped mouth has refused to shut.  It’s no more news that the US Supreme Court has accepted the rights of homosexuals to become legal but what amazes us is the product of one of our Eastern neighbours who came out to say “This is a victory for America”. He probably sounded like a child that never tasted “African breast milk”. Anyways, at the declaration ground, some couples did not even waste time as their testosterone driven brains signalled them to have a “victory make out“right on the spot. There was even this special one that called his mother and told her “Mum, your son can now have a husband!” Imagine if you called your Yoruba mother on a hot Monday afternoon to tell her that, ‘Omo’ is it not only the devil himself that would rescue you in this case?

The much awaited “hostel allocation” finally came to pass oo, after a botched earlier attempt orchestrated by Ogaismaila with the Jagabans of the school thinking they could pull a fast one on us all, plus our protesting brethren showing off their Ajebo-protest skills to mention a few activities that went down before the school in Jegaish fashion had to wade in with a committee on Hostel allocation.

 Karma also finally caught up with many but mostly the famed most troublesome class as they were stuffed four in a room contrary to the celebrated two at the heavenly OPH, and cold threatsfrom Bufu himself, people from the other side of the village would like to wish them good luck, at least they have their toilets to themselves now, and won’t be seeing things like shaved hair on the bathroom floor like how they did see them in barracks.  The most Savoury news from the allocation is that some marriages and divorces took place during the allocation proper as one of our ex-Islamic leadersdivorced his slim, sexy and sassy roommate, we are not sure if it was the other way round. There were also some rejects of the season, who everyone in their class practically refused living with; we mean both males and females alike (wow!) they had to be saved via merging them with other allocation rejects.  The ecstasy of the allocation came to a final climax when moving started, am sure you noticed abi experienced how “jonny just comes” of the school misbehaved as some chased the occupants of their rooms with paint while others chose verbal abuse as the best broom to sweep their new rooms.

It’s still a mystery of how some people can sleep, read, eat and watch TV at the same time; this is the case of one of our so called direct entry guys. On getting into the collegehe was one of the coolest guys, he also had an eye for the ladies, but after a couple of “NO” he’s selfesteem dropped beyond repair. This dude finally found fortress in the common space, you can take a short excursion to the new hostel around 3am and see this egbon sipping 5alive, with bowl of pepper soup while watching zee world, with his Anatomy note also in his hand. If only Our beloved Saalu still belonged to this clan, he probably would be at moshalashi or Conoil thinking about his life with eyes wide open, we can’t blame him sha, with jewo what do you expect?

That’s our some south-western states have been owing their workers’ salaries since like last year December, one of the states reported that they borrowed about N25billion from banks, Hmm! The money wasn’t enough oo, so their Agbe Governor whom actually bares a close resemblance with one of the elders of this village in the 400l old class had to come out and declare himself “Helpless” while the other one was just confused on what to do. But the current situation shows that our uncle from Kastina and his professor vice are going to give them small change to help their ministry sha. Hmm! Signs of better days ahead.

It’s was that time of the year when the leadership batons are passed from one hand to another, a whole lot had been said about this outgoing LASUMSA administration and how it has been the worst administration over the years and some group of people even compared it to the just finished tenure of Ebele at the Asoviila. Some described them as a bunch of flabby asses that are so lazy and light fingered.         So the process of electing new leaders started with our very own program titled “THE DISCOURSE” aimed at erasing every demon of bias from our minds.

The Presidential debate was the plateau stage of it, we were able to present leaders that could come out boldly and share creative and mind blowing ideas with us, such as partnering with MTN, GLO, and even the Almighty Dangote! while one even planned to partner His twenty two older siblings in other to raise funds for our beloved association. When it came to their“Role models” we found out that one believed in every prophet present on this planet and even beyond, the other was so engrossed in his religion that he made his personal Lord and saviour his role model. The aspirants were seating on a bed of coal that night as basic question started to sound like quantum physics and rocket science to them  to the extent that they started blessing us with gracious copious amounts of  grammatical blunders.

The Manifesto night was awesome OMG! The feeling was more ecstatic than every Grammy’s put together.  The night had been indeed cold as light showers ushered us into a new dawn, the presentations of each aspirants were amazing and awesome but one. This bros just came up to entertain us. Right from his cooperate dressing(colour blocking to badt; u should remember his check shirt and multifaceted tie) to his amazing dancing step, in the entirety of our lives we haven’t seen someone dance so passionately like that neither have we seen someone twerk at a manifesto night, he probably twerked his political destiny away.

 There aspirants got a taste of hell that night when the flood gates of questions were let loose, questions that would not make you regret why you were running for a position, this questions would make you regret filling LASU in your JAMB form, some specialist even went as far as monitoring their academic lives which allowed us to even discover that our sisisocial had justpassed one out of six incourses, while others such as the Nicodemus himself (the only man with two birthdays in our village) was giving the floor to express their indepth mind towards our aspirants.

 The climax stage was reached when our first presidential aspirant was called upon, Hmm! He was ushered in with the famous “champion song” and he took his tall bald headed long walk to the podium, he was later giving the opportunity to show us his dancing skills, he ended up looking like Sunny Ade trying to do a moon walk. The other aspirant who was looking all freshed-up must also have been expecting the “champion” song, his bubbles were bust as he was ushered with late Dagrin’s “KONDO” at this point the gods of the land had spoken without us even recognising it(by the way he gave some really nice dance steps evidently trying really hard to outdo his opponent thinking that was the way forward). They were later fired with a lot of acrimonious questions, at the long run we were able to deduce that one is a man of SIMPILITY while the other is a man of SENSITIVITY.

    The elections proceeded and the gods of the land spoke for the second time, the votes of our indigenes at the far side of Lagos said it all, as expected the result had gone in favour of all unopposed candidates. The boy after Saalu’s own heart was able to pull off a victory over MissSomething Wey AduGet.Miss socials eventually won, we even wonder how her opponent was able to pool his over a hundred votes with how he came out battered and hopeless the night before, while perhaps the better candidate won the General secretary elections, the more matured and “highly sensitive” aspirant one the Presidential elections, with the aid of his 22 elder siblings we hope he can carry out his plans which includes De-ratting the almighty barracks and SHC (mission impossible), The vice-presidential debate wasn’t a contest as girl power crushed and buried her opponent, we wonder what remains from that brother’s skinny body although we must give some credit to his 20 solid ideas.

Have you noticed the red light outside SHC these days? We hear it’s some of our bigger Ogas that have decided to bring this innovation to our door steps but have you given it a thought if every room decides to get a blue and green one what resemblance this hostel will finally have? Some say mini-ipodo is the answer.

 Finally, we pay our tribute to the 12 OOU students that lost their lives in a very disastrous accident some weeks back, we pray that they rest in the bosom of the creator.

  Disclaimer: This is just a work of a lonely and bored mind if you feel this write up or writer infuriates you or written with reference to you, chill……….., just look for a friend to discuss with at your next exams then watch you carrier thin out right under your nose.

AMITY MEETS OLINKS

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Hi everyone! Hope you are enjoying your week. For those writing exams this week we’d like to use this medium to wish them success. This week we want you to meet one of the most handsome guys in the 200level medicine class.

...olinks…

May we know you? ...I’m Afolabi Olayinka Olansile.

Do you have any nicknames…Olinks…Why do they call you olinks? … It’s from Olayinka actually.

What’s your date of birth? … It’s 29th April, 1990.

What’s your State of origin? … Ogun State… Where precisely? … Abeokuta, Ogun state… Where did you grow up? … Egbeda, Lagos … Ok so do you go there often? … Not really, I go there once in a while.

Your Religion... Islam.

So what’s your family structure like? ... I come from a nuclear family that consists of my dad, my mum and five children. I’m the eldest and I have four other siblings: two boys and two girls… What is it like being the eldest child? … It’s a big responsibility on me actually. It’s very demanding as you have to lay precedent for your younger ones and try to do better than your father.

So which is your best book? … I don’t really do much of books. I’m not a novel person either. So I don’t actually have a best book.

Who’s your best author? … Everybody goes for me. All the authors are really doing well for me.

Best food… Anything with plantain actually, Eba with plantain, egg with plantain, beans and plantain.  

What’s your best colour? … Blue.

What are your hobbies? ... Hobbies, playing football firstly, I also play basketball, table tennis, I dance a lot also… You do professional dancing? ... Not really, but when I dance people appreciate me to a large extent.

What’s your worst fear? … Failure… Can you expantiate on that? Define what you mean by failure … For me failure is inabillity to achieve what you really want.

So tell us about your educational background? … I attended Jose Maria Primary School. I later attended Jose Maria College up to junor secondary school level, and then Bejide Memorial College at SSCE level. I then went to Babcock University where I attained my BSc in Microbiology. Before Babcock I did IJMB at Kwara Polythecnic. After Babcock I served. I went for my youth service at Abia state where I taught Biology and Agric to secondary school students. Thereafter, I came to LASUCOM via direct entry.

Why LASU? ...Emm, that’s quite a difficult question, I actually didn’t want LASU. I had plans to travel abroad to study Medicine but due to one or two things I think I just found myself in LASU.

Why did you come for medicine after having a first degree? …Medicine had always been the major course I wanted right from my childhood. I actually decided to study microbiology because I saw it as a step to applying for Medicine through direct entry. I wasn’t planning to study Medicine in Nigeria and the countries I was aspiring to go to accepted only students with first degrees… So your decision to study Medicine has nothing to do with money? ... Initially no but as time went by to be sincere it became monetary.

How has medicine been so far? … For me it’s not been so easy. It’s been a bit fair for now; I don’t want to say rough.

Can you give up med school for five hundred million naira? ... At this point, (laughs) I think I can give up med school for five hundred million naira because the major aim of studying alongside others is to make money. I actually also want to partake in charity but I think when you have money you can also perform charity in so many other ways, not necessarily by treating patients and stuff.

 What languages do you speak? ... (Smiles). I speak English, Yoruba and a bit of French.

So which places have you been to? ... Anambra, Ogun, Ondo, Osun, Abia, Rivers, Akwa Ibom and I have actually travelled to Ghana.

What’s your best moment so far? … I think at every level there have good moments but one of my best was when I graduated from Babcock University for my first degree because I felt like I was going to rest.

What about your worst moment? … I think it has to be when I am being restricted from things I love doing. For example, I was opportuned to travel out to play football abroad twice and in a way I was restricted from going by my dad. I felt like if I had been in another home, I would have been a better person and I could have gone after my talent.

What are your likes? …  I like honesty and sincerity. I love people that are real and openminded.

What are your dislikes? … I dislike people that are not straightforward. I dislike transferred aggression and people who don’t accept things the way things are.

Who is your best friend? … I have a best friend male and a best friend female. For the male his name is Lawal Moruf and for the female her name is Oshibera Adenike.

Best Hangout in LASUCOM ... Usually, you can find me at MPH and at pavillion. I like hanging out there.

Are you in a relationship? ... Yes… With…? With someone who I am not ready to disclose. I’ m in a relationship and I think that’s good enough… We’ve been seeing you with Christabel so is there anything going on between you two? ... Actually for now, there is nothing. We are best of friends, very close pals. … So she’s not the one you are in a relationship with? ... (Hesitates) For now, no. I don’t know what might happen in seconds or days from now, but for now we are just close pals … What about your relationship with Bola Aseyan?... Bola is my good friend, we tend to laugh and joke so we are just friends…

What would you do if you catch your girlfriend in bed with another guy? … I will just leave them for the moment then I would act according to my own principles. Definitely I would not date her anymore, I would just abandon her instead. For me, life is so easy and you know you should expect the unexpected from anybody.

 Who are the guys in LASUCOM that you admire? … Tobi Titiloye, Neyo, Kuti then my Ex-roommate Dr Ibrahim Ogunsesu.

What about girls in LASUCOM you admire? … Christabel, Sulaiman Olaide, Tope and I admire so many girls but I don’t really know their names.

Describe your dream girl… Ok, she can be fair or dark skinned. I think I love tall, kind of slim and shapy girls. I also like a girl with good character and with a nice attitude.

What would you want to change about yourself? ... errm….Probably to minimize my anger rate.

What’s your philosophy of life? … Life goes on. For me actually you have to keep surviving, you have to keep moving because life goes on.

What’s the best gift you have received? … A pair of football Boots from a friend.

Who’s your role model? ... Ben Carson. Benjamin Carson. At least I’ve been opportuned to see him at Babcock University during our convocation ceremony and he was there for a Seminar and stuff.

What’s your shoe size? ... 42…What’s your signature scent? … I use a lot of perfume so I don’t really have.

Do you have a favourite football club? … Chelsea FC.

Anything else you want to tell us about yourself? ... Triple Cs, I am cool, calm and collected. 

Where do you see yourself in ten years? ... I should be out of Nigeria making cool cash. I should be with my family, practicing medicine outside Nigeria and making money.

Your view about LASUCOM… Ok, I’ve been a bit disappointed with the way things are like you know the allocation things, the bed and bunks. The school has just been overestimated in a way so I think it’s not really a good place to be like that. The people are Ok and very caring to a reasonable extent apart from the superiority complex of seniors, the heirachy thing which I don’t really think I’m cool with.

What’s your view about LASUMSA? … LASUMSA Ah, They’ve just been there, they’ve not been working so well like that.  I think there should be a change.

Talking about the newly elected executive, what are your hopes? … I hope they would restore the name of LASUMSA according to the President elect, making LASUMSA into what it’s meant to be. So I see a better LASUMSA with enough funds to do much, I see a better LASUMSA with our new President and the other Executives.

What’s your view about Amity KYN?... They’ve been working well. I am so impressed with the programs which they’ve been organizing including the interview. And I think they were responsible for The Discourse which was really a wonderful one, kudos to them.

We hope you have had a great time reading our interview with Olinks. Until we come your way next week…                                                                                                              

LET’S LOVE ONE ANOTHER AND LET ‘TRUE LOVE’ BE THE WATCHWORD                              

                                                                                                                                                                  ………AMITY